/*
This Script was created by Daniel Standley 
Please feel free to use it but make sure you give me credit
My Email is gandalf_au@kooee.com.au
and my website is standleydj.tripod.com
*/
// The quotes that appear on the page.
quotes = new Array("Go home and get your fucking shinebox.",
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.",
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.",
"No! It's going to be difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult!",
"Soylent green is people!",
"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.",
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!", 
"Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.",
"Shoot him again. His soul's still dancing.",
"How am I not myself?",
"Chaos reigns.",
"La vida non vale nada.",
"Silencio...",
"How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?",
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.",
"I got poetry in me. I do! I got poetry in me. But I ain’t gonna put it down on paper.",
"Long live the new flesh.",
"It's okay with me.",
"I'm going to take his face...<i>off</i>.",
"I want you to kiss me. Kiss me. The liar's kiss that says I love you, and means something else.",
"I'll just say one word: 'Icarus'. If you get it, great. If you don't, that's fine too. But you should probably read more."
 
)

//Alter nothing below the script wont work if you do.
qte = quotes.length
function chooseQuote(){
randomNum = Math.floor
((Math.random() * qte))
document.write(quotes[randomNum])

}